Keisuke Honda vs. Ronaldo vs. Drogba vs. Eto vs. Rooney vs. another striker?

Drogba and Ronaldo dive and cry like toddlers way to much. Eto is passed his prime. So I think Rooney gets it because he is a team player with excellent vision to find the two wide men time and time again. And he's goal scoring ability... well his bicycle kick says it all, and his 100+ premier league goals proves his proficiency. And over the past two positions he proved he can play in a lot of formations like 4-4-2, 4-5-1, 4-4-1-1 so he's the complete forward. He's second to only one. Messi.